Andraxxus
12-21-2011, 08:59 PM
Hi ^_^ inspired by Zeus (I think <.< ....... >.>) on the old FTG forum and his Christmas Poem thread I wanted to make a small contribution back then but I decided that it was too big a lol to show.
However this year I decided to post the old poem that I wanted to post there.
Remember this is a one year old thing (except for the ending ^_^) and it wasn't finished when I stopped writing it (it began as a joke pretty much since it was about 2 at night when I began :P and it took me about 1 hour before I was too tired to continue :C and by morning I lost the motivation to continue since I thought I would not have the chance to show it to anyone) since I wanted to include many more things and people in it but it would have been at least two times as big ^_^.
The right way to read it is by reading the 4 lines as if they were 2. ^_^
So without further ado here it goes. (I hope you will all write something too. ^_^)
Oh and don't mind me and my lack of punctuation T_T.
As christmas day draws closer
And I raise from my bed
I look at Parabellum and see
That it's still dead.
And I remember throwing
The nades up in the air
And as they fall on Losi
They fill him with despair
But that soon turns to anger
He kills me now on sight
So I just say whatever
I'll play with all my might
Then BOOOM the net starts lagging
Oh what a cursed plight
I'm warping, I'm not walking
How am I gonna fight?
Wait now it's getting better
Now my PC acts weird
If these things keep on coming
I'll grow another beard
Yet hope shines ever brighter
A strong player's online
I hope he joins this server
The team ..... it must be mine
And yes he joins, a player
Whom Losis might can stand
He's on my team it's Buchy
With an M8 in hand
Oh this is getting better
KingDeno's joining too
But if he teams with Losi
It will be worse then flu
But glad he joins the others
A challenge this will be
I smile and say: I'm ready
Then HI!says my PC
After a round of cursing
Things once again are fine
And I think in the next game
"My precious" will be mine
Then I look at my weapons
They also need repair
Cause nothing that I carry
Can help me fight that pair
I quickly leave the server
I head to the supply
And as I fix my weapons
My toughts to this thing fly
What if I get the error
what if I can't go back
What if for some damned reason
My screen will just stay black
As I embark with horror
To end that epic fight
It's as I tought a dark screen
Oh wait it's getting bright
I see the weapons menu
I'm saved ..... or maybe not
It's the authentication
... The thing that I forgot
From this there's no escaping
The game I must restart
But by the time I do it
The three might just depart
It's as I feared they all left
But what is this right here
A clan war with no password
I join ..... a bit in fear
The game's already started
There's smoke I can not see
I ask: Who's here? Who's playing?
I wonder who might be
A voice says I'm Saccara
And you ask who are we
We're german multigamers
It's us, it's MYMP
The smoke is getting thinner
A sillhouette I see
And as before I wonder:
Who can this person be?
Before I speak a word now
He says: We're DSO!
This is a war! We're busy!
You're in the way! Just go!
And as the flames of Hades
Grow higher all around
I can not leave the server
As if by curse I'm bound
I see the greatest battle
No human mind conceived
If not many trust folklore
How can this be believed
No mortal eyes should see this
No mind could comprehend
The powers that I witnessed
The things I saw first hand
And on my left four horsemen
Four angels on my right
And you could sense their power
Their anger and their might
As they clash into battle
The world stops in it's place
And future generations
Are gone without a trace
*gasp* I wake up. What a nightmare!
What horrors, what despair
The things that I just witnessed
My mind can hardly bear
Streets filled with christmas carols
The joy of christmas eve
The things that I just dreamed of
I still can not believe
I go and watch the snow fall
But wait under the tree
I see a little package
A gift? What could it be?
As I open the gift box
My heart is filled with joy
Oh Santa wha'd'ya bring me
Some sort of marvelous toy
When I look at the cover
My eyes grow larger still
I see it's Parabellum
And a 5 euro bill
A letter? It's from Santa!
I wonder what he wrote
And since he wrote this to me
Next year there'll be no mote
It says: You have been naughty
So Parabellum's gone
But a new game is coming
So don't you fear my son
't'll be about a game show
Hedone will be it's name
The heir of Parabellum
To "it" will bring no shame
But my how time is flying
With gifts now I must go
And I hope you remember:
I'll kill you in the show!
However this year I decided to post the old poem that I wanted to post there.
Remember this is a one year old thing (except for the ending ^_^) and it wasn't finished when I stopped writing it (it began as a joke pretty much since it was about 2 at night when I began :P and it took me about 1 hour before I was too tired to continue :C and by morning I lost the motivation to continue since I thought I would not have the chance to show it to anyone) since I wanted to include many more things and people in it but it would have been at least two times as big ^_^.
The right way to read it is by reading the 4 lines as if they were 2. ^_^
So without further ado here it goes. (I hope you will all write something too. ^_^)
Oh and don't mind me and my lack of punctuation T_T.
As christmas day draws closer
And I raise from my bed
I look at Parabellum and see
That it's still dead.
And I remember throwing
The nades up in the air
And as they fall on Losi
They fill him with despair
But that soon turns to anger
He kills me now on sight
So I just say whatever
I'll play with all my might
Then BOOOM the net starts lagging
Oh what a cursed plight
I'm warping, I'm not walking
How am I gonna fight?
Wait now it's getting better
Now my PC acts weird
If these things keep on coming
I'll grow another beard
Yet hope shines ever brighter
A strong player's online
I hope he joins this server
The team ..... it must be mine
And yes he joins, a player
Whom Losis might can stand
He's on my team it's Buchy
With an M8 in hand
Oh this is getting better
KingDeno's joining too
But if he teams with Losi
It will be worse then flu
But glad he joins the others
A challenge this will be
I smile and say: I'm ready
Then HI!says my PC
After a round of cursing
Things once again are fine
And I think in the next game
"My precious" will be mine
Then I look at my weapons
They also need repair
Cause nothing that I carry
Can help me fight that pair
I quickly leave the server
I head to the supply
And as I fix my weapons
My toughts to this thing fly
What if I get the error
what if I can't go back
What if for some damned reason
My screen will just stay black
As I embark with horror
To end that epic fight
It's as I tought a dark screen
Oh wait it's getting bright
I see the weapons menu
I'm saved ..... or maybe not
It's the authentication
... The thing that I forgot
From this there's no escaping
The game I must restart
But by the time I do it
The three might just depart
It's as I feared they all left
But what is this right here
A clan war with no password
I join ..... a bit in fear
The game's already started
There's smoke I can not see
I ask: Who's here? Who's playing?
I wonder who might be
A voice says I'm Saccara
And you ask who are we
We're german multigamers
It's us, it's MYMP
The smoke is getting thinner
A sillhouette I see
And as before I wonder:
Who can this person be?
Before I speak a word now
He says: We're DSO!
This is a war! We're busy!
You're in the way! Just go!
And as the flames of Hades
Grow higher all around
I can not leave the server
As if by curse I'm bound
I see the greatest battle
No human mind conceived
If not many trust folklore
How can this be believed
No mortal eyes should see this
No mind could comprehend
The powers that I witnessed
The things I saw first hand
And on my left four horsemen
Four angels on my right
And you could sense their power
Their anger and their might
As they clash into battle
The world stops in it's place
And future generations
Are gone without a trace
*gasp* I wake up. What a nightmare!
What horrors, what despair
The things that I just witnessed
My mind can hardly bear
Streets filled with christmas carols
The joy of christmas eve
The things that I just dreamed of
I still can not believe
I go and watch the snow fall
But wait under the tree
I see a little package
A gift? What could it be?
As I open the gift box
My heart is filled with joy
Oh Santa wha'd'ya bring me
Some sort of marvelous toy
When I look at the cover
My eyes grow larger still
I see it's Parabellum
And a 5 euro bill
A letter? It's from Santa!
I wonder what he wrote
And since he wrote this to me
Next year there'll be no mote
It says: You have been naughty
So Parabellum's gone
But a new game is coming
So don't you fear my son
't'll be about a game show
Hedone will be it's name
The heir of Parabellum
To "it" will bring no shame
But my how time is flying
With gifts now I must go
And I hope you remember:
I'll kill you in the show!